The David Avocado Wolfe Effect --- "chocolate is an octave of male sun energy, and this masculine octave of chocolate energy will come down from the sun and penetrate your heart"

Mr. Wolfe is a self-described "health, eco, nutrition, and natural beauty expert." He says he is "the rock star and Indiana Jones of the superfoods and longevity universe"

http://ascienceenthusiast.com/the-david-avocado-wolfe-effect/

"chocolate is an octave of male sun energy, and this masculine octave of chocolate energy will come down from the sun and penetrate your heart"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv4wRtURwZw